Heath's farewell

Dear bloggers

I am Xadouke, one of Darryn King's seemingly innocent, hat-wearing monkeys. I have escaped from Darryn's evil, arse-raping regime and started my own. Make way for the NEW bad guy!

I have taken Jackie's blog hostage and will not let her post any more interesting pictures or witty comments unless a ransom is paid. I know you would all hate THAT!

I am serious. You don't believe me? Look at me, I am crazy. CraZy, I tElL yOu!!!!!!


Kindly send $ 1,000,000,000 to my Banana Republic bank account No. 9435612077 to the Save Jackie Fund.

And...

I've even gone ahead and designed the single sleeve for when the song charts number one across the world...


Just in case...you know.

The King (Charles) and I...

I know it's a bit sappy...but she's so adorable (and oh yeah, the dog is ok too...)

She can also bite pretty damn hard when she wants to (and so can the dog...)


I dedicate my song "Give that pooch some Prozac" to Chelsea the wonder pup (she'll need some Prozac pretty soon...living in the Martin household)